I just found a blog with fantastically funny English. Try this:
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it keeps on like this:
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The original is here
, though a quick Google search finds the same cr*p copied and pasted on a bunch of "spamblogs" by people who have no idea what they are copying. This was (it says) written by "Maypopup M". Well done and thanks for the laugh Maypopup.
If you really
want to know about Phuket, see Jamie's Phuket